Happy National Frozen Food Day everybody! Well, yeah, ok, so that's not until tomorrow, but it's really the thought that counts.

In keeping with the spirit of the season, I submit for your approval, a new Horrors of the Ice Box. This time, it's three frozen diet cheesecakes. Oh the things I do for your people.

Until then!

Through me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.

Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.

Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.

Burma Shave.

So, I admit that's probably not as catchy as some of them, but you'll be seeing those on your highway soon. Oh, yeah...you want an update.

This week is the second installment of Origins of the PCs, where we focus entirely on that wonderfully different race, the Warforged. Not only does it include a deep analysis of the race and good suggestions for things to combine with it, but it also provides five new feats for warforged characters.

Next week, it's more from Horrors of the Ice Box. Stay tuned for that one! It's special if you know what I mean.

Until then!

This last week's been fairly demo-heavy, and we seem to be coming into a massive video game windfall. And for every game that looks amazing, like Heavy Rain, there's another that looks incredibly bad, like Fret Nice.

I had the opportunity to try out Fret Nice, and I figured that it was time to write Another Goddamn Game Review about it.

Until then!

Hey everybody! It's February 12th, and you know what that means? Absolutely nothing!

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a bit of a tease, but I don't update the site on Sundays...this is a Friday affair. And speaking of affairs, have you ever tried to start one by giving the object of your affection a valentine? Well, take a look at More Valentines from the Reject Pile. This is a continuation on last year's Valentine's day article, and has over 71% more valentine-goodness.

So, if you're reading this and you're a bit of a dick, you may be asking yourself "But Jordan, where the fuck is the World Craft article? This week was supposed to be a World Craft article!"

Well, pipe down you little spaz and I'll tell you. World Craft is being pre-empted this week because of the holiday. Next week is another humor article! Good grief!

Until then!

As you read this, I am in the process of actually dying. On Monday I came down with a nasty sinus infection and I can actually feel it eating me from the inside out. Hopefully a combination of a netti pot and a dangerous amount of Advil will help me get over it.

But you didn't come here to listen to my bitch about the phenominal amount of pain I'm in, did you?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Ok, this week is a nice little treat. It's a new Horrors of the Icebox, and it's triple the value of the norm. This week I review three varieties of burritos that I bought at a hardware store.

Alright, now that you've seen it, go away, I need to go crawl under a rock and die.

Until then!