Hello everybody! It's another wonderful summer day, so what better way to spend it than sitting in front of your computer and writing the shit that I provide for you.

Figuratively speaking.

This week's update is the Medium, another preview for the 1800s Campaign. The medium is a variant psion, and a bit of an oddball. It's a psychic who pretends to be a charlatan, who is pretending to be psychic. It's the perfect circle of life...or psionics.

Next week: Comedy...I hope.

Until then!

Hello peoples! New Horrors of the Ice Box article this week. It seems like it's been for-fucking-ever since the last one. This round, I'll be reviewing healthier alternatives. All diet-food. Will it work? Time will tell.

Check out: Healthy Choice Gourmet Steamers Cajun Chicken & Shrimp

In other news, I've been musing a bit. Check out these nuggets that we'll conveniently refer to as wisdom:

• Summer in the City
• I Love This Game!

Got some good stuff brewing for next week, so stay tuned. I can't give it all away...it's a secret!

Until then!

Jordan here, and boy is it hot out here. This time last year we were lucky to have a sunny day. Now, we're lucky to have a day that's not in the mid to high 40s.

I sweat. A lot. I'm talking Richard Nixon in a sauna discussing how he committed a capital crime kind of sweating. I'm more moist than a bride on her wedding night. I've got more liquid coming off me than the winning coach at the Super Bowl. These temperatures ain't doing me any good here.

Oh, right...update time. This week is the Oneiromancer, a preview for the 1800s campaign. Now, I've come to grips with the fact that there likely will never be an 1800s campaign, but that won't stop me from putting together a book one of these days.

The Oneiromancer is a specialist wizard who delves into the realm of dreams to cause all kinds of sneaky shit. It's worth a look, especially if you want to try playing a wizard who's works like Sigmund Freud.

Just remember that sometimes a character is just a character.

Until then!

Hey everybody, Jordan here again!

Man, can you believe the temperatures out here? It's been in the triple digits for about a week now! It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk. It's hot enough to fry a side of bacon there too.

Mmmm...ground bacon.

Ahem! The heat's been getting to me, so I figured that a good update for this week would be the Lost April Fool's Day Joke. If you remember, back in April there were some technical difficulties on the site. The entire April. From the 1st, to the 30th. Goddamnitsomuch.

So, this week, I'm finally presenting the Lost April Fool's Day page. It was originally meant to be posted on April 1st, but it's just as funny now.

Also, if you haven't been on the blog lately, you should do so. Real Cracker-Jack material coming out of it these days. Check out the latest post: Summer in the City.

If you're in the Toronto area this weekend, I'll be at the Red Sox game. Drop me an email at: .

Here's hoping that we get some relief from all this heat.

Until then!

Hey all you Canuckle-heads out there! Happy Canada Day eh?

This week's article is a doozy, and by doozy I mean that it's one of the longest, most crunch-intensive D&D articles ever placed here on Useless Babble. It's Arcane Ancestry 3!

This is an unofficial sequel to a pair of articles released in Dragon Magazine by Scott Carter, and comes from a proposal that I had sent into the magazine just before they stopped their print run. Needless to say, there wasn't a magazine to print my article. Ce la vie.

It's intensive because this article contains 22 new feats for sorcerers that provide 10 new bloodlines that they can select. What's more, if you don't have access to Scott Carter's amazing articles, don't worry. This is stand-alone!

Now take off ya hosers!