Hi all

There's a good reason there haven't been any updates lately. Right now I'm focusing on finding a new job, which will involve moving. I'm not going to lie. It's pretty stressful.

Beyond that, I still have a few updates up my sleeve, but those are going to wait until I get my life a little more situated. I'm hoping we'll be back to normal by the end of May. After all, it can't be that hard to find a job right?

Until then!

Hi all!

Things around here have been getting really hectic, so I'm going to apologize for missing last week's article, but I'm going to post the warning that updates may be missed in the next month or so as I get my life sorted out. Good news is, once this passes, I should have more time and (more importantly) way more energy to work on the site, which means I might be able to get back to work on some of those new features I've been tinkering with, new site design, etc. Time will tell though.

This week, a new 3-level class in the same vein as the Acolyte and the Peasant Hero. Say hello to the Patrician. This little guy just wants to be an adventurer, mainly for the lulz, and he's more than willing to put in his share. Why should only the disadvantaged adventure anyway?

I'll be working with a new assistant on next week's article and I think it's about damned time I addressed some horrible grievances I have with modern restaurants.

Until then!

Hi all!

So, last time, I released an article called Ecology of the Glampire for April Fools Day. Everybody saw it and it was a great hit, but I didn't get a chance to write about it here because Bell Canada decided that a great April Fool's prank would be to cut off my internet for absolutely no reason.

Today's article has not required me to drive through a snowstorm in order to find a place I could post from. I present to you: The Acolyte!

Readers may remember a little something called the Peasant Hero that I released back in 2010. The peasant hero was a 3-level class for characters looking to graduate from a commoner to a real player character class, and was developed for a friend. The Acolyte is very similar: a 3-level class representing a graduated adept.

So, what do you think, should I work on classes based on the other NPC classes?

Next week is the return of Horrors of the Ice Box. Look forward to it. I'm not.

Until then!

Hey all, it's Jordan again with this week's article.

I'm going to make this quick because I'm working my ass off trying to get the next few week's worth of articles ready for you ungrateful bastards.

Check out Mail Bag: Best of the Spam pt. 2 It proves to be more fun than not checking it out. That's 100% more fun. And fun is awesome.

Seriously. I read it in a book or something.

Until then!

Hi all!

A little late again, but better than never! This week's offering is a new Horrors of the Ice Box as promised.

This week, I review Swanson's Salisbury Steak Dinner (with New Great Taste!). Now what is a new taste for Salisbury steak? If it tasted like mushy peas and fish I guess that would be a new taste, although probably not great.

Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

Next week, some gaming stuff.

Until then!