http://www.uselessbabble.com Keep up to date with all the latest updates at Useless Babble. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/scienceofmagic.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/scienceofmagic.shtml Fri, 26 Oct 2012 00:00:01 -0500 What level of understanding do people in your campaigns have about magic? An examination of several different ways of understanding how magic works and how this can affect your settings. Complete with examples of each kind of setting that you can find in your favorite books, movies and TV shows. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/conscript.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/conscript.shtml Fri, 12 Oct 2012 00:00:01 -0500 A brand new 3-level class for characters to show that warriors can stand up with the big boys. Seriously. With polearms and everything. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0033/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0033/ Fri, 05 Oct 2012 00:00:01 -0500 There's a million things you can do with two-dimensional poultry. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/sharp.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/sharp.shtml Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:00:01 -0500 A brand new 3-level class for characters that want to show that they're true experts. Gain mastery over skills and show the rest of the party that you don't need magic, stealth or battle prowess to be a successful adventurer! http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/origins/raptoran.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/origins/raptoran.shtml Fri, 14 Sep 2012 00:00:01 -0500 An in-depth examination of the raptoran race. Fly through the air with the greatest of ease...eventually. Also included is the Raptoran Paragon class. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0032/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0032/ Fri, 07 Sep 2012 00:00:01 -0500 Jordan and Zaz try out some donuts made for hypochondriacs. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/weirdling.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/weirdling.shtml Fri, 31 Aug 2012 00:00:01 -0500 A new race of creatures: humans tainted by exposure to the Far Realm before birth. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/jeopardy/0002/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/jeopardy/0002/ Fri, 24 Aug 2012 00:00:01 -0500 Turd Ferguson returns with a guide to raping etiquette. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/class/warmage.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/class/warmage.shtml Fri, 17 Aug 2012 00:00:01 -0500 An in-depth look at warmages. See how they're not just glass cannons in chainmail. Also included are five new feats for warmage characters. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0031/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0031/ Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:00:01 -0500 Jordan and Zaz test out Gamer Grub to figure out if it's the precursor to Bachelor Chow. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/burntofferings.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/burntofferings.shtml Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:00:01 -0500 A primer on volcanic deities and how to include them in your game. Includes the volcano domain and a new deity. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0030/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0030/ Fri, 27 Jul 2012 00:00:01 -0500 After being hounded for months to finally try the KFC Double Down, Jordan breaks down and decides to finally try one. For kicks, he decides to get somebody else in on the madness. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/origins/killoren.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/origins/killoren.shtml Fri, 20 Jul 2012 00:00:01 -0500 An in-depth look at the most human of all fey: the killoren. Includes four new racial feats and two new spells. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0030/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0030/ Fri, 13 Jul 2012 00:00:01 -0500 Jordan invites three other people to join him in reviewing microwavable eggs, meat and cheese product on english muffins. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/patrician.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/patrician.shtml Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:00:01 -0500 A new 3-level base class for uncommon aristocrats that leave their life of leisure for a damp dungeon and murderous monsters. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/acolyte.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/acolyte.shtml Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:15:00 -0500 A new 3-level base class for characters who want to play as an adept with a little more bang for their buck. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/glampire/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/glampire/ Sun, 01 Apr 2012 11:00:00 -0500 An in-depth examination of the psychology and physiology of the glampire. Experienced hunters know that all that glitters is not safe. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/mail/0004/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/mail/0004/ Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:50:00 -0500 More sarcastic responses to emails nobody reads. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0029/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0029/ Sun, 26 Feb 2012 12:50:00 -0500 Is it another steaming turd, or do they actually mean that it doesn't suck? http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/firearms2.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/firearms2.shtml Sun, 19 Feb 2012 13:44:00 -0500 An examination of how gunpowder may affect fantasy races. Includes new feats, weapons and magic items. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/class/marshal.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/class/marshal.shtml Sun, 22 Jan 2012 14:44:00 -0500 Includes eight new marshal-specific feats. http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/origins/halfelf.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/origins/halfelf.shtml Fri, 06 Jan 2012 23:03:00 -0500 Includes three new feats, the Cooperation cleric domain and a new half-elf deity. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0029/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0029/ Sat, 31 Dec 2011 01:09:00 -0500 A recollection of the ten douchiest jackasses of the past year. http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0028/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0028/ Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:52:00 -0500 A look back at 10 wonderful toys we can no longer play with because some dumbass maimed themselves on them.