What's New at Useless Babble http://www.uselessbabble.com Keep up to date with all the latest updates at Useless Babble. The Patrician http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/patrician.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/patrician.shtml Fri, 27 Apr 2012 00:00:01 -0500 A new 3-level base class for uncommon aristocrats that leave their life of leisure for a damp dungeon and murderous monsters. The Acolyte http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/acolyte.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/acolyte.shtml Sun, 15 Apr 2012 14:15:00 -0500 A new 3-level base class for characters who want to play as an adept with a little more bang for their buck. Ecology of the Glampire http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/glampire/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/glampire/ Sun, 01 Apr 2012 11:00:00 -0500 An in-depth examination of the psychology and physiology of the glampire. Experienced hunters know that all that glitters is not safe. Mail Bag: Best of the Spam 2 http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/mail/0004/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/mail/0004/ Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:50:00 -0500 More sarcastic responses to emails nobody reads. Horrors of the Ice Box #29 - Swanson's Salisbury Steak (with NEW Great Taste) http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0029/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/horrors/0029/ Sun, 26 Feb 2012 12:50:00 -0500 Is it another steaming turd, or do they actually mean that it doesn't suck? Fuses & Firearms part 2 of 2 http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/firearms2.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/firearms2.shtml Sun, 19 Feb 2012 13:44:00 -0500 An examination of how gunpowder may affect fantasy races. Includes new feats, weapons and magic items. Class Struggles: Marshal http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/class/marshal.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/class/marshal.shtml Sun, 22 Jan 2012 14:44:00 -0500 Includes eight new marshal-specific feats. Origins of the PCs: Half-Elf http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/origins/halfelf.shtml http://www.uselessbabble.com/dnd/articles/origins/halfelf.shtml Fri, 06 Jan 2012 23:03:00 -0500 Includes three new feats, the Cooperation cleric domain and a new half-elf deity. Top 10 Dicks of 2011 http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0029/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0029/ Sat, 31 Dec 2011 01:09:00 -0500 A recollection of the ten douchiest jackasses of the past year. Top 10 Toys We Can No Longer Enjoy Because of Dumbass Kids http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0028/ http://www.uselessbabble.com/articles/0028/ Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:52:00 -0500 A look back at 10 wonderful toys we can no longer play with because some dumbass maimed themselves on them.