Easter: a time of renewal and growth. The herald of summer to come. It's a time when flowers start to bloom and all the world looks to be in the midst of blossoming.
You know what? This snow is bullshit! Screw it! I'm going to take over the world.
Not only will I take over the world. I'll do it using the very implements of Easter! That's right! This is a themed world domination! I'm not saying that once I'm your master and controller that I'll keep with the Easter theme, but for openers, I'm going to have the whole thing down pat.
First, I'm going to use this! A grow-a-chick! A monstrous chicken that breathes fire and can turn men to stone with a merest glance! Sure the box is innocent enough.
Look closer, and you see the true darkness within this putrid purple and pink packaging!
See! The box commands you to not consume the contents! They are poisonous as the very spittle of Satan himself and I shall turn this egg of evil to my control! All I must do is place the egg and water and wait. Evil will take it from there.
As my hell-spawned hatchling grows ever more powerful, I must turn my attentions elsewhere....to the grow-a-bunny! Not just any bunny, but one that will grow to 600% its original size!
This grow-a-bunny though now small and insignificant will become such a monstrous proportion that I will easily be able to set it loose across cities where it will destroy all within my way!
All it takes is a little water and it too shall become my willing slave in my campaign against everything. A small glass to start, but soon, you'll require a full sized bacta tank and maybe even a pool. Rest now little grow-a-bunny. In 12-72 hours, your reign of evil begins!
While those grow, I need something else to occupy my time. I can't just spend all my time waiting! That's why James Bond is always able to save the day. The villains don't have other stuff on the go! I've turned my omnipotent gaze towards:
Capsules! Yes, evil Easter capsules that are said to contain monsters within.
Just a small handful and I'm ready to destroy the world!
