Top 10 Dicks of 2011 - 12-31-2011
A recollection of the ten douchiest jackasses of the past year.
Top 10 Toys We Can No Longer Enjoy Because of Dumbass Kids - 12-24-2011
A look back at 10 wonderful toys we can no longer play with because some dumbass maimed themselves on them.
The Worst Conversation Ever - 11-24-2011
Jordan tries really hard to be polite on a dating website and fails miserably.
Cooking with Booberry - 10-31-2011
The third in a cereal series, Jordan creates four desserts using Booberry cereal.
Top 10 Deadliest Foods - 01-21-2011
A fond look at 10 foods that will kill your ass.
Top 10 Articles of 2010 - 12-31-2010
A list of the 10 most popular articles on Useless Babble in 2010.
Reasons to be Scared Shitless of Christmas - 12-24-2010
Reasons why you should hide out in a bomb-shelter this holiday season.
Cooking with Frankenberry - 10-29-2010
In a sequel to last year's experiments, Jordan creates three desserts using Frankenberry cereal.
Chanukah in September - 10-01-2010
Special guest stars and a Jones Soda Chanukah Pack. Awesomeness.
Top 10 Worst Variations on Good Sodas - 08-06-2010
The most bile-raising, cringe-inducing sodas that they tried to market to us.
The Lost April Fool's Joke - 07-09-2010
It never got a chance to shine back in April, so why not get a cheap laugh now?
The Nutrisoda Experiment - 06-25-2010
Jordan and friends go all scientific on your ass and see if Nutrisoda really does what it claims.
The Top 8 MMO Catastrophes Caused by their Players - 05-14-2010
Take a look at the worst disasters that had no effect on the real world.
Why Die Hard 2 Rocks Your Face Off Like Norman Schwarzkopf - 03-18-2010
An unbiased explanation of why Die Hard 2 is the greatest film of all time.
More Valentines from the Reject Pile - 02-12-2010
Some more Valentines day cards that were rejected by greeting-card-fat-cats.
Top 10 TV Shows with Titles that Could be Used for Porn - 01-22-2010
A look at 10 TV shows that make us giggle when we have our minds in the gutter.
Top 10 Dicks of 2009 - 01-01-2010
Now that 2009 is over, it's time to look back on those purely evil dicks that made us shake our heads.
Top 5 Christmas Toy Crazes that Ended in Bloodshed - 12-25-2009
Take a look back at the Christmas toys parents beat the shit out of for.
From Soda to Superheroes - 11-20-2009
Useless Babble's first anniversary. A look back at the best and the worst of 2009.
Hometown of the Dead - 10-31-2009
Jordan's hometown hosts a zombie-walk. He's just there to make snide comments.
Cooking with Count Chocula - 10-30-2009
In homage to a classic comic strip, Jordan bakes desserts using Count Chocula.
Super Canucks - 08-07-2009
Check out the Top 5 Superheroes and Super Villains from the Great White North.
The Laws of Lost - 07-10-2009
An examination of the laws that govern the mysterious Island of Lost.
The Coin Collection - 06-11-2009
What do you do when you have a ton of spare change?
Snuggies: A Convincing Argument for Human Extinction - 05-14-2009
It's about blankets. Blankets with sleeves.
Easter World Domination - 04-10-2009
It's snowy at Easter, so I'll take it out on the world!
April Fools '09 - 04-01-2009
If you missed it, check out the retro-styled April Fools Day 2009 homepage.
That's a Wrap! - 03-22-2009
Jordan test-drives a new wrap from McDonald's, develops food poisoning.
Valentines from the Reject Pile - 02-13-2009
A fun look at some rejected Valentine's Day card proposals I sent to the big companies.
Heroes Predictions '09 - 02-07-2009
Take a look at Jordan's top 10 predictions for the next season of Heroes.
The Great Crush Tasting - 11-19-2008
10 flavors of Crush, 6 taste-testers. Watch was we revel in some good flavors and torture ourselves with others.