The Lost April Fool's Joke - 07-09-2010
    It never got a chance to shine back in April, so why not get a cheap laugh now?

The Nutrisoda Experiment - 06-25-2010
    Jordan and friends go all scientific on your ass and see if Nutrisoda really does what it claims.

The Top 8 MMO Catastrophes Caused by their Players - 05-14-2010
    Take a look at the worst disasters that had no effect on the real world.

Why Die Hard 2 Rocks Your Face Off Like Norman Schwarzkopf - 03-18-2010
    An unbiased explanation of why Die Hard 2 is the greatest film of all time.

More Valentines from the Reject Pile - 02-12-2010
    Some more Valentines day cards that were rejected by greeting-card-fat-cats.

Top 10 TV Shows with Titles that Could be Used for Porn - 01-22-2010
    A look at 10 TV shows that make us giggle when we have our minds in the gutter.

Top 10 Dicks of 2009 - 01-01-2010
    Now that 2009 is over, it's time to look back on those purely evil dicks that made us shake our heads.

Top 5 Christmas Toy Crazes that Ended in Bloodshed - 12-25-2009
    Take a look back at the Christmas toys parents beat the shit out of for.

From Soda to Superheroes - 11-20-2009
    Useless Babble's first anniversary. A look back at the best and the worst of 2009.

Hometown of the Dead - 10-31-2009
    Jordan's hometown hosts a zombie-walk. He's just there to make snide comments.

Cooking with Count Chocula - 10-30-2009
    In homage to a classic comic strip, Jordan bakes desserts using Count Chocula.

Super Canucks - 08-07-2009
    Check out the Top 5 Superheroes and Super Villains from the Great White North.

The Laws of Lost - 07-10-2009
    An examination of the laws that govern the mysterious Island of Lost.

The Coin Collection - 06-11-2009
    What do you do when you have a ton of spare change?

Snuggies: A Convincing Argument for Human Extinction - 05-14-2009
    It's about blankets. Blankets with sleeves.

Easter World Domination - 04-10-2009
    It's snowy at Easter, so I'll take it out on the world!

April Fools '09 - 04-01-2009
    If you missed it, check out the retro-styled April Fools Day 2009 homepage.

That's a Wrap! - 03-22-2009
    Jordan test-drives a new wrap from McDonald's, develops food poisoning.

Valentines from the Reject Pile - 02-13-2009
    A fun look at some rejected Valentine's Day card proposals I sent to the big companies.

Heroes Predictions '09 - 02-07-2009
    Take a look at Jordan's top 10 predictions for the next season of Heroes.

The Great Crush Tasting - 11-19-2008
    10 flavors of Crush, 6 taste-testers. Watch was we revel in some good flavors and torture ourselves with others.

Healthy Choice Gourmet Steamers Cajun Chicken & Shrimp - 07-22-2010
    Jordan tackles a low-fat option and his nemesis - the shrimp.

Parker Lee Spicy hot Beef Noodle Bowl - 05-28-2010
    How spicy does Parker Lee mean when they say spicy?

Cravings Low-Fat Cheesecakes - 03-04-2010
    Keylime, cherry and chocolate cheesecakes to celebrate National Frozen Food Day!

Better Food Wrap 'N Go Bean Burrito Extravaganza - 02-05-2010
    Three burritos...bought from a hardware store!

President's Choice Chipotle Chicken and Gaujillo Vegetable Bean Quesadillas - 01-08-2010
    Two more free quesadillas round out the entire collection.

President's Choice Smokin' Stampede Pulled Pork Quesadillas - 12-11-2009
    Jordan makes implied masturbation jokes and tries out a free meal.

Aunt Jemima's Scrambled Eggs and Bacon - 11-12-2009
    Jordan has bacon and eggs and then hangs himself.

Swanson Hungry-Man's Sports Grill Jumbo Popcorn Chicken and Pizza Sticks - 10-16-2009
    Jordan muses over sauces and invents new words while finally completing a long-awaited review.

President's Choice General Tao Chicken - 09-17-2009
    Chinese food and sweet sweet freedom.

Meal, Ready-to-Eat - 08-21-2009
    Jordan gets his dirty hands on an MRE and has his own private mess.

No Name Chicken Nugget Dinner - 07-24-2009
    Jordan decides he hasn't gotten quite enough vinegar in his diet.

Swanson Hungry-Man Backyard Barbeque - 06-24-2009
    Jordan is forced to try another Hungry-Man meal and predictably dislikes the experience.

Michelina's Zap'ems Three Cheese Pizza - 05-28-2009
    Jordan's puns get too cheesy and he goes out of his whey to make them bad.

Stouffer's Large Portion Meatloaf - 05-01-2009
    Jordan would do anything for love, but he won't do that.

Aunt Jemima Griddlecake Sandwiches - 04-18-2009
    After a short break, I'm forced to continue making reviews.

WeightWatcher's Smart Ones Double Fudge Cake - 03-05-2009
    As a celebration of Frozen Food Day, I binge on frozen diet cakes.

No-Name Salisbury Steak Dinner - 02-20-2009
    Jordan examines the greatest invention of the insane Dr. Salisbury.

Stouffer's Bistro Barbecue Chicken & Bacon Panini - 01-30-2009
    Toast? From a microwave? You sir are mad!

Swanson Hungry-Man's Beer Battered Chicken and Cheese Fries - 01-17-2009
    My God, it's full of grease.

Swanson Stuffing Baked Turkey - 12-14-2008
    Some creatures from the Monster Manual do exist in real life.

Michelina's Zap'ems Taco Bites - 11-29-2008
    Tasty Tex-Mex food, or good use for leftover dogfood?

Batman vs. Superman - 06-11-2010
    Who's better -- the Dark Knight or the Man of Steel?

Fret Nice - 02-19-2010
    Successful simulation of a drunken guitarist.

Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf - 11-27-2009
    A boring game about a boring sport.

Wall Street Kid - 09-03-2009
    Buy and sell stocks for "fun" and "excitement".